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Stone Tape Theory

from A Tale of Pentacles by Atheist Alien

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(unheard: "Greet them, take them in..")

Well hello officers, come on in..

I walked in, just home from work. cracked open a beer, went into the living room, there was blood sprayed everywhere, Her own i suppose..

Whatd I do next?
Well, I tried .....i tried to help her, tried to pick her up, you know… maybe she wasn't dead, but she just…. just fell apart. I thought about washing my hands, but then, I was thinking, wouldn't it look strange to you if my hands were clean.

then I just finished my beer and called you guys…yeah, finished it, drank it to her. She's amazing..

Why r u asking? Why all the questions? I'm blameless… you know It's all perception, ALL of it. Just a trick of the eye and mind I assure you. Just where you are staring from, and where you are staring to. That's all.

You know if I were you, I'd be more concerned about them 2 kids who snuck into my basement.
But i dont think theyre gonna be bothering me or anyone else anymore .
But that girl, the babysitter? yeah, I think there may be something there, maybe a spark,
I wouldn't count us out just yet.

I’m walkin outta here.

Everyone gets what they deserve eventually

I’m walkin outta here

Watch me!

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from A Tale of Pentacles, released March 10, 2023

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Started by avantgarde writer Brian Horustopheles Labrecque and Dark Metal multi-instrumentalist Paul Dinenthal Taylor. Atheist Alien takes dark brutal poetry to its logical conclusion. Brian's writing evokes drunken Greek gods and multidimensional fever dreams. Dinenthal’s evocative music sends those words into the aether. Guitarist Ben Hampel and technical drummer Simon Skrlec are nuclear-powered ... more

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