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Introduction and Sun
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Welcome, my followers, my guests from every realm, familiar spirits and all forest dwelling creatures of the dark. Welcome everyone, on this starlit night…. As we gaze up, ….up at the night sky, for together we shall expose its every wonder and secret,.... oh my captive audience, oh the magic to be seen... Welcome to… touring our solar system.
When you look up at the night sky, you will see millions upon millions of stars. Stars of every composition, temperament and dimensionality, and just like snowflakes, no two are ever alike. The nearest star outside our solar system is Proxima Centauri at only 192,800 miles away.
Our Solar System is teeming with planets, asteroids, vast unknown alien structures and many other exciting objects. It consists of all the planets that orbit our Sun. such as Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus(YOUR-anis), Neptune, Pluto, and Nibiru(ni-BEER-oo).
The sun is actually a star and oh so close to the earth at only about 18,000 kilometers away. It is the central point around which all of the planets in our solar system travel, the planets feed off of its ethereal energy.
We refer to our solar system’s star as Sun 37B, with 37A of course being its twin located over 40 million miles beyond the Ort Cloud.
For centuries people believed that it was the sun which revolved around the earth, and we would still believe so today had it not been for physicist James Prescott Joule, who, in 1823 proved by viewing the sun thru the then newly invented Electro-scope, that Earth indeed revolves around both Suns. Unfortunately, this knowledge would soon thereafter slip out of both the zeitgeist and collective consciousness of mankind only to be later rediscovered by astronomer and Phrenologist Franz Joseph Gall in 1828 during a period of renaissance and renewed interest in astronomy that the media of the time dubbed, The times of the sky gods.
Our sun is essential to all life on this planet, partially due to its expulsion of argon and caesium during its daily coronal mass ejections that shower our planet with these life-sustaining elements
As most of us learned in grade school, the Sun is personified by the gods Apollo and Helios, both born of the proto god Nalathulius(nala-THEW-lius), these 2 brothers fought each other for the right to marry the goddess of the aether Placidiana (placid-e-ANA) who was eternally stimulated by the sight of titans battling for her hand in marriage. Unbeknownst to the brothers, Placidiana placed a curse on them both to actually fear their ally, the god of lava and stones, Terracles(TERRA-cleez), causing the brothers to join forces and attack him with a divine weapon called The Iron of the Pleiades. Placidiana soon grew tired of watching the battle and sought to bear the god-children of the Owls of Desolation who ruled the sky above Hades, and this of course is where we get the words “sun-dial” and “solar year”.
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Mercury
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The nearest planet to our Sun is Mercury, the second smallest planet in our solar system, at only about 1/20 the size of the earth
Mercury travels very quickly around the sun – taking only 8.8 earth-days to make a complete revolution.
But the planet rotates very slowly, taking 59 earth years to make a complete rotation on its axis. Therefore days and nights on Mercury are very long indeed!
The personification of Mercury is the Greek God Hermes, the most easily aroused of the gods. Hermes was the enemy of Zeus and was cast out of Olympus for impregnating Alcmene(Al-ka-MEANY), Antiope(ant “EYE” uppie), Callisto, Europa and Lamia(la-MEE-ah), several times all before Zeus. This betrayal angered Zeus so much that he imprisoned Hermes in a giant cave built of goat skulls to prevent him from impregnating Danae(DAN-aye). However, the clever Hermes turned himself into a Himalayan(him-ALL-yin) Snowcock and escaped. Hermes pleaded with King Acrisius(ah-CREASE-e-us) to allow him to deflower his daughter before Zeus could, explaining that the King’s grandchild will rule an army of half women half snakes which will ooze a venom that would grant Acrisius eternal life. This pleased Acrisius so, and he welcomed Hermes into his daughter Danae’s bedroom where of course Danae begot Perseus, the winged phallus god.
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Venus
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Our Next Planet is Venus , which is earth’s closest planetary neighbor. Venus is thickly shrouded in white stratus clouds and has a hydrologic cycle which is very similar to earths. The median temperature on the planet is 25 degrees celsius. Venus has a breathable atmosphere with slightly more oxygen than that of earth.
Venus was discovered in 1928 by occultist and prominent astronomer Allister Crowley. Many other astronomers doubted the discovery, as the idea of a new planet was deemed too Satanic at the time.
However, after careful mathematical confirmations were made by Vatican scientists, the discovery was made official and Crowley went on to become a well respected scientist and philosopher.
In Greek Mythology Venus is represented by Aphrodite, known as the whore of the gods. Aphrodite was known to trick the other gods of Olympus into bringing her golden eggs and shining sapphires which she would then use to bribe the men of Earth into building statues of dragon men, which were meant to mock Zeus. In Retribution, Zeus forbade men on earth from possessing dragons. And this is why dogs were primarily chosen as companion animals throughout history.
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Earth
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The next planet from the Sun is of course Earth, the planet which ,for now, we call our home, it travels through space at the amazing speed of about 570 million kilometers per hour and has a circumference of 190,000 miles. How long does it take earth to make a complete rotation on its axis? Science has yet to find that answer. We do know that it takes earth between 22 and 28 hours to make a complete rotation on its axis.
The Earth was originally a flat plane which billions of years ago began to expand due to the swelling of the limestone and shale within its crust, and this is how it became the globe which it remains as today.
Earth has a serpentine orbit which causes the seasons and ignites the various volcanic eruptions we see on a daily basis. Earth is enveloped by a 180 mile thick protective water barrier called the upper hydrospheric dome, which was only recently discovered in the 1700’s when Chinese astrologers noticed errors in the processions of the constellations that could only be explained by a global encasement of water. Earth's atmosphere changes almost completely every 44 thousand years and is currently made up of Oxygen, nitrogen and naphthalene. Earth’s Cosmic Biological number is 3.1
Earth is currently guarded by the Nordic Aliens
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The Moon
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The moon, earth's only natural satellite, is truly anything BUT natural. Brought into tidally locked synchronous rotation and hollowed out about 15 thousand years ago by the inhabitants of Nibiru as an observation post from which to view and nurture the evolution of mankind. After the eventual enslavement of earth is complete, our moon’s orbit will decay and it will bloat in size and consume us all.
Several countries have attempted to launch rockets to reach the moon, however, none have ever returned.
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Mars
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Mars is the 4th planet from the Sun, its atmosphere is almost completely gaseous morphine. Mars orbits the sun every 3.4 hours which causes gigantic wind storms to race around the planet's surface. It’s red color, an optical illusion caused by the limitations of our eyes to see beyond the ultraviolet spectrum. Mars is home to thousands of ancient ruins ranging from castles to small stone circles, many samples of which have been brought back to Earth to be studied.
In ancient Greek mythology Mars was represented by the god Ares, soldier of the gods. Ares was tasked with protecting the mythic realms from Poseidon and his army of serpent sharks but after being seduced by Aphrodite and her golden eggs, he decided to build a monument dedicated to his love for her, a glimmering tower 4 miles high and encrusted with the skulls of the serpent sharks which he killed during those many battles. Ares’ loyal steeds Deimos(DAY-mose) and Phobos(PHO-Bose) sought revenge on Poseidon for his arrogance and devoured the entirety of Poseidon's beloved lizard hawks, causing hatred and jealousy among the other gods. This monument can still be seen on mars' surface with just a small telescope.
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Jupiter
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Jupiter, the first of the 2 large gas giants, with a diameter of 890,900 stadions. Jupiter in mythology was the King of the Olympian Gods who led the battle of Titanomachy(titan-AW-mackey), which was triggered by the jealous and inferior Uranus, ruler of the Titans. Uranus provoked the war by imprisoning all of Jupiter's lovers in a deep valley guarded by winged boars.
Unbeknownst to Jupiter, the children of Hyperion consumed a potion of honey and unicorn blood and thus became engorged and gained the ability of invisible flight, thereby defeating the Olympians by drowning them in the celestial rivers, which of course allowed their god-spirits to become the various nebula you see in the sky even today.
The Iliad describes how the titans ended the battle victorious and feasted upon the Olympians' bloated carrions and regurgitated the effluent onto Chronos’ garden of Mandrak. This caused a multitude of nymphs to sprout up and seduce the titans into splitting the world up between the titans, the elves and the water sprites.
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Saturn
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Saturn - Our 2nd gas giant, famous for its golden rings which appear and disappear during mercury’s retrogrades. Saturn was an elusive planet for many millennia despite its large size due to the fact that it is usually hidden behind Jupiter, only appearing for 4 out of every 12 cycles around the sun. Many probes have been sent to Saturn and have successfully returned with rich and varied samples of its gaseous atmosphere.
The planet Saturn is personified by the Roman god also known as Saturn. The festival of Saturnalia is celebrated on December 17th in his honor around the world and dates back 1000’s of years to pre-Aegean Europe, with some years eclipsing the popularity of Christmas. During the festival, bonfires reaching 15-25 feet high are lit throughout the land. Revelers are tasked with mating with as many people as possible while wearing a traditional stole fashioned from the viscera of wild rabbits called a “cunifallos”(KYOON-i-fallos). For 5 days, revelers indulge, fornicate, and devour an endless feast of fatted Lamb and drink steaming vats of an opium and mushroom infused honey wine called the “Tears of Saturnus'' This is where the oft-used phrase “drinking my tears” originated.
The climax of the festival begins when the sun is at its highest point on the 5th day, when packs of rabid half-starved wolves and lions are released unto the area's residents, who, in preparation, douse themselves in a ritual meat broth and then attempt to outrun the animals..The wolves and lions are meant to be symbolic of Saturn's love and caring for his followers.
Spain's running of the bulls can trace its creation back to this festival.
Interestingly, If you point your finger toward Polaris during the months of March, July or December, and look to your immediate left, you will always see Saturn above the horizon.
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Uranus
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Uranus, a planet totally made of ice. The planet Uranus actually has a sideways spin which has the strange effect of causing temporary vertigo to anyone who views it through a telescope. One of the 2 ice giants, Uranus was worshiped as early as 5000 BC by the early iron-age Germanic cultures in what is now Scandinavia. Orbited by 27 moons, the number of which increases by 1 each 1200 year cycle. Uranus’ bluish hue is caused by the high levels of Lithium in its surface ice which refracts off of the atmospheres' gaseous arsenic . In mythology, the Greek god Uranus was the victim of sissification by the jealous and brutal Kronos, transforming Uranus into a beautiful Gelding Pony who pranced across the sky showing off his velvety rainbow mane and tail. This resulted in nightly darkness enveloping the Earth from nightfall until sunrise, which we still experience today.
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Neptune
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Neptune The first planet discovered indirectly, using Phrenology and the relatively recently invented mathematics of Geometry. Elusive, because of course Neptune is invisible to the naked eye. Casting a strangely staggered orbit due to the pull from Nibiru, Neptune is one the most completely analyzed planets in our solar system.
The Planet is represented by the dual personality god Neptune and Poseiden. The 2 gods became intertwined while running a race to impress Zeus, with the winner to gain control over the oceans of Earth. The challenge was a foot race around the rings of Saturn while at the same time being hunted by Lindworms and Quail Doves. Unknown to Neptune, Poseidon bribed one of the Lindworms into biting Neptune’s leg. This allowed Poseiden to win the race and conquer Earth's oceans. Because of this, the Quail Doves were cursed into having to fly with only one wing, which is where we get the Stevie Nicks song.. And according to myth, the Lindworm bite is also the reason for Neptunes staggered orbit.
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Pluto
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Pluto, our 9th and most valuable planet, as it is 98.1% solid gold. Discovered in 1930 by Astronomer Clyde Tombaugh. The news of its discovery shocked both the astronomical and financial worlds, with Tombaugh promising to send rockets carrying chained harpoons the size of the Statue of Liberty to bring the planet into a low earth orbit so that its precious gold could be mined. The astronomer further promised that every American man would be given a chunk of gold the size of a single family home. When mathematicians soon found errors in Tombaugh’s calculations and determined that this would be impossible, he was called before a congressional subcommittee where he threw himself upon their mercy, claiming with great sadness that he suffered from the Dropsy. Unmoved by his remorse and contrition, he was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison. However, as he was being transferred from the local D.C jail to the Collins Street Prison, a mob of a thousand men converged upon the police convoy transporting him and attacked! Violently pulling Mr Tombaugh out of the vehicle he was riding in and dragging him to the middle of a nearby little league field where he was consumed by the vengeful crowd. That same little league field was renamed Tombaugh field in his honor some 70 years later
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Nibiru
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Nibiru Our 10th and final planet, known throughout the ages but only recently re-discovered as it has an 8000 year orbit around our Sun. This re-discovery was triggered by inter-stellar radio signals detected in 1995. These signals were decoded by the Microwave and millimeter-wave observatory at the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station, using the then newly discovered Mayan calendar, and reached the conclusion that planet Nibiru, sometimes referred to as Planet X, will re-enter our Solar system within the next 1000-2000 years. Because of this discovery, Calendars, star charts and Elementary school text books have been updated and re-printed to reflect the stunning news.
This concludes our journey through the solar system.
And Remember, anyone can look up, but only you can see the night sky!
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13. |
Cosmic Meditation
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Namaste
Let’s take a deep breath….
in through your nose….
and out of your mouth.
Get comfortable.
You may lie down or sit, whichever is the easiest for you.
Remember, this about you.
This is your time.
Close your eyes and get ready to be amazed.
Start relaxing your body, from head to toe,
release and relax every muscle in your body.
Concentrate on your heart,
your heart is the receiver of most of the stress you endure in this life.
Let’s help your heart release it.
Focus on your heart rate,
whatever it might be now..
Let's bring it down… WAY down.
We want to get your body to a state of Eukaryotic (you-CARRY-odic) Stillness, a point at which your body is so relaxed, so at ease, that every cell in your body begins to take a well deserved nap.
Use your inner monologue to speak to the cells in your body
“… sleep …..come to a pause…, just be…, just be.”
Relax your mind, the chaos headquarters of your body.
Slowly, methodically, I want you to think about every bad decision you have ever made in your life,
Drag them all up to the surface, then allow them to dissolve away.
Take all your feelings of worthlessness and inadequacy that have built up and allow them to well-up to the surface,
release them,
let them float away,
all these negative thoughts are slowly killing you.
Get that heart rate low
Bring it down.
bring it down MORE,
release everything in your mind and body.
Leave only love.
Now imagine you are floating above a sunny warm sky, floating like a leaf,
with no direction, no effort, no purpose, no problems,
just exist,
thats all you have to do
, just exist.
Now, take a deep breath and imagine your body vibrating with a high-frequency hum,
every inch of your body buzzing, not with stress or worry, but vibrating your very presence and essence apart.
get that heart rate low, lower… lower… lower…
We want you to get it down to 27 beats per minute.
The number 27 is holy in vedic lunar astrology.
Flood your brain with thoughts of delta waves,
and feel the deltas spinning thru your body,
slowing everything down, down to Eukaryotic Stillness
Slow the blood flow now
, feel it slow down…good…
doesn't that feel calming….
Now….
Leave your body.
Leave your body
Leave your body
You are now a floating care-free particle of compassion.
You have no self, only love.
Leave your body behind
Leave your body behind.
Be only love
Be only compassion.
Fly,
Fly
Fly
Its time to awaken,
to reconnect with your earthly body, and complete this moment of meditation.
Start by waking up your fingers, one at a time,
each toe,
each muscle.
Allow yourself to wake up naturally.
Lets get that heart rate back up.
Bring it up…now… now…. Now…
Open your eyes and sit or lay quietly for a few moments while your spirit returns to your body
When you are fully awake and present, you may rejoin humanity, a more perfect earthly spirit.
Namaste
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